HatPhile “Rage Consumes Me” Grumpy Cat Beanie – Cozy Mood, Chaotic Energy
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This beanie says what your polite smile won’t: “RAGE CONSUMES ME.”
A tiny furious kitten.
A sweet innocent butterfly.
A quiet simmering storm under soft, cozy yarn.
Wear it when you're trying to stay calm, but your brain is already drafting a strongly worded email in bold, italic, and ALL CAPS.
Soft, warm, and emotionally unwell — just like us in winter.
This ribbed knit beanie keeps your head cozy while your rage stays delightfully aesthetic.
Details
Material: 50% Viscose, 30% Polyester, 20% Nylon — soft, stretchy, and built for internal screaming
Patch Design: Embroidered angry kitten + vintage-style art (cute yet unhinged)
Fit: Ribbed knit, fold-over cuff, one size fits most
Color: Deep black — like your soul before caffeine
Weight/Feel: Thick enough to combat cold weather and cold personalities
Perfect For:
• Cat lovers with chaotic emotional support needs
• People who say “No worries!” but definitely have worries
• Anyone who needs a wearable outlet for mild inconveniences
• Folks whose resting nice face hides a feral heart
Care Instructions
Hand wash cold.
Lay flat to dry.
Do not tumble dry — we want your beanie cozy, not crispy.
Let the warmth rise — the rage stays inside. 😼🔥
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