Stay cozy and emotionally relatable with the HatPhile Raccoon Patch Beanie, featuring a charming woven patch of a raccoon with the phrase:
“Call me biodegradable — I break down so easily.”
For everyone who:
feels feelings loudly
snacks at night
thrives in controlled chaos
is just doing their best
Same. This beanie understands.
Product Details
Material: 50% Viscose, 30% Polyester, 20% Nylon Ultra-soft rib knit that’s warm without being heavy.
Patch: Woven raccoon illustration with distressed vintage-type text
Color: Charcoal Gray
Fit: One size fits most (stretchy + comfy)
Style: Unisex folded cuff rib-knit beanie
Why You'll Love It
✔ Cozy everyday knit ✔ Dark humor + cute vibes ✔ The perfect gift for the emotionally dramatic but adorable ✔ Works for all genders, all head shapes, all meltdown levels
Care Instructions
Hand wash cold • Lay flat to dry • No heat dry
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